A couple of weeks ago now, A dropped me off at the allotment, on his way into town to pick up meds from the pharmacy.
On his way back up the hill, he paused to send me some photographs, captioned "What sort of tree is this? I don't think I've ever seen seed pods quite like these..."
"Oh!" sez I, "Those are
cob nuts! We can eat them if you like."
By the time I replied (my hands having been full of snail) he'd already wandered on without them, and so on that day no cobnuts were consumed, at least by us.
Today, however! Today, on our way back from a Terrible Date Activity (i.e. ongoing active participation in
the ZOE study), A took us on a detour via the tree in question. In fairly short order, we filled a carrier bag nuts in their wee hats, and then continued on to the allotment, where I separated the nuts from said hats in order to feed the hats directly to the compost bin.
(
Trees for Life asserts that "The English name for the tree and its nut is derived from the Anglo-Saxon haesel knut, haesel meaning cap or hat, thus referring to the cap of leaves on the nut on the tree." -- but I have not actually tried terribly hard to track that down, yet, because it is past my bedtime.)
This evening, after a lot of faffing around with a mortar and pestle, we eventually had them -- all half-a-small-bowl of them -- for dinner (with Cosse Violette beans from the allotment, and a cheese-and-onion quiche with allotment-onions, and boiled wee potatoes and half a large carrot each, and thyme and -- for me -- parsley).
Personally I am very much of the opinion that they are Not, in and of themselves, Worth The Faff --
but I was and indeed am definitely enthusiastic about encouraging A in Foraging Behaviours.
However,
having demonstrated that these oddly tentacular seed pods are food, I am glad to report that he, too, considers them Not Worth The Faff. I am nonetheless delighted that we've now conducted this experiment, however, and am immensely looking forward to the day when I can drag A into Waitrose during cobnut season and show him
just how much they charge by weight for fancy hazelnuts
still with their horrible little hats on...