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Dear How to Do It,
I’m an 18-year-old guy, and I’ve recently had to move in with my older sister and her husband. My brother-in-law, “Kenneth,” is honestly the most amazing guy I’ve ever met. He’s kind, funny, and built like a Greek god. He’s also super traditional and religious, which is part of why I’m so confused.
Lately, I feel like there’s this insane sexual tension between us. He walks around the house in just sweatpants with no underwear, and the bulge is so obvious. I feel like he has to know what he’s doing. Today, he was working out shirtless, and I asked if I could just sit and watch. He said yes, no questions asked, and worked out for a full hour. He was lifting weights and flexing right in front of me.

To me, this is a clear sign. A straight guy wouldn’t let another guy just watch him work out, would he? He has to be into it. But he’s also my sister’s husband, and he’s super religious, so it’s all so complicated. I’m starting to think about ways to make a move, to show him I’m interested. I’m convinced he wants it too. My question is: Am I right? Is he giving me signals, or am I imagining this?
—Confused and Craving


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Ilya everywhere

Mar. 24th, 2026 06:12 pm
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Shane and Ilya try something new in the bedroom.

The leather ribbons are hot and heavy against Shane sweat ridden skin. He moans at the difference in texture, and the slow movements Ilya is making as he slowly slides the whip down his body.

Words: 1614, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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jackhawksmoor:

pocketsizedpanther:

He can’t keep getting away with this 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

If people don’t stop suggesting this stuff he’s going to accidentally become a wizard

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Mar. 24th, 2026 05:53 pm
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YOU - “Do you mean how do you decide who tops.”

HAYDEN PIKE (MONTREAL 15th BEST PLAYER) - "Yeah that."

COMPOSURE [Formidable: Failure] - You cannot *not* fuck with him. He's practically begging for it.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Shane would think it was funny.

Have you ever wondered "what if Ilya Rozanov was privately having a full Disco Elysium-style thought process?" No? Great, have it anyway. A compilation of several short snippet-jokes about exactly this concept, for some reason. Credit to the first chapter goes entirely to @rozanovx on tumblr.

Words: 909, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

Snapshots

Mar. 24th, 2026 05:41 pm
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Because Ilya, after years of sparse messages and the occasional nude, has decided that Shane ‘deserves’ a copy of every nude and dick pic that Ilya takes that he finds passable.

It’s a lot of pictures.

But they also usually come with messages that are… sweet. It’s nice, feeling wanted like this, where he knows he’s the only one that Ilya gets off to anymore. And really, Shane doesn’t want to get a reputation as a bad boyfriend; it’s not like Ilya’s the only one with a camera and a dick, why shouldn’t Shane reciprocate?

He refuses point blank to send an actual dick pic, but there are other parts of his body that Ilya has expressed an appreciation for. Of course, Ilya is shameless and would have no compunctions against opening his messages in public; but it’s the challenge of it that makes Shane send the first shot. 

The rest… he’s just trying to improve his technique, okay?

Words: 2238, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Ilya knew a lot of people. He always had a group of guys ready to hang out with him and drink on Friday nights, he'd never been left with no partner on team projects or dateless at a dance. He could, and did, charm his way into befriending his classmates’ mothers, or siblings, or aunts with no problem whatsoever. But Ilya's steadiest and most long lasting relationship, in his entire life, was Shane Hollander. Which was fucking unfortunate, since he hated that guy's guts.

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Tuesday word: Facetious

Mar. 24th, 2026 11:09 am
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Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Facetious (adjective)
facetious [fuh-see-shuhs]


adjective
1. not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.
2. amusing; humorous.
3. lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person.

Usage
A term labeled Facetious in this dictionary is one that is used consciously for humorous or playful effect.

Other Word Forms
facetiously adverb
facetiousness noun
nonfacetious adjective
nonfacetiously adverb
nonfacetiousness noun
unfacetious adjective
unfacetiously adverb
unfacetiousness noun

Related Words
See humorous

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How does facetious compare to similar and commonly confused words? Explore the most common comparisons: facetious vs. sarcastic

Origin: First recorded in 1585–95; from Middle French facecieux, facetieux, from facetie “a jest,” from Latin facētia “a jest, witticism” ( facetiae ) + -ious

Example Sentences
With such a heavy subject matter, Clunes says he deals with it by being a "little facetious", despite taking his work seriously.
From BBC

Dr Bączyk-Bell said the process had been a "facetious charade" and it was a "false equivalence" to talk about hurt caused to those who had been theologically opposed to the idea of marriage equality.
From BBC

D’Aquino’s defense: She had been slyly subverting the propaganda machine the whole time, entertaining Americans with facetious language no one could take seriously and introducing upbeat American music the GIs actually loved.
From Los Angeles Times

Claire, I know this sounds like I’m being facetious, but I do feel like it’s a detail that says a lot about Aggie and her headspace at the time.
From Los Angeles Times

"I thought it was better to put the country ahead of my interest, my personal interest. I’m not being facetious. I’m being deadly earnest about that."
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Tuesday, March 24, 2026 - 10:00

This finishes up the deep dive into the General History of the Pyrates, the narrative it presents about Bonny and Read, the contemporary sources for elements of that narrative, and the basis for disbelieving the factual nature of the vast majority of the narrative. It isn't that I enjoy debunking potential sapphic encounters in history--after all, the Project is focused on historical fiction, and the General History is a whopper of a historical fiction--but I'm strongly invested in keeping track of the boundaries between history and wishful thinking. Bonny and Read's "sapphic encounter" tells us a great deal about how people of their time viewed such possibilities, though it tells us less about how such encounters might have actually played out. Is this a good inspiration for endless fictional retellings of Bonny and Read as a lesbian historic romance? There are certainly worse inspirations. Just don't confused the fictions with historic fact.

If you're interested in the "fictional afterlife" of Bonny and Read, I recommend listening to podcast episode 338. I don't yet have a transcript of the discussion with Helen Rodriguez, but the audio is worth the time to listen.

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Johnson, Charles (pseudonym). 1724. A General History of the Pyrates: from their first rise and settlement in the Island of Providence, to the present time. With the remarkable actions and adventures of the two female pyrates Mary Read and Anne Bonny ... To which is added. A short abstract of the statute and civil law, in relation to pyracy. London: T. Warner.

Publication summary: 

A presentation and analysis of material related to Anne Bonny and Mary Read in the General History of the Pyrates, with additional material from journalistic and legal records.

Part 8: The General History 2nd Edition, Conclusions, and Bibliography

The Second Edition Material

The appendix to the second edition is described as follows on the title page. Note that there was very little time between the presumed date of the first edition and the date when this additional material was published. It’s possible that this was information that had been solicited earlier but not received in time. But at least one account in the 2nd edition specifically indicates that the initial publication and planned second volume was what inspired the informant to come forward, suggesting an incredibly compressed timeline for this alleged process.

“An APPENDIX, which compleats the Lives of the first Volume, corrects some Mistakes; and contains the Tryal and Execution of the Pyrates at Providence; under Governor Rogers; with some other necessary Insertions, which did not come to Hand till after the Publication of the first Volume, and which makes up what was defective. Collected from Journals of Pyrates, brought away by a Person who was taken by, and forc’d to live with them 12 Years; and from those of Commanders, who had fallen into their Hands, some of whom have permitted their Names to be made use of, as a Proof of the Veracity of what we have published. The Whole instructive and entertaining.”

Here Johnson seems quite concerned with offering the documentary basis for his information. The sections that are presented as journals and accounts often have a preface where the purported author is writing to “Captain Johnson” stating that they’ve heard that he plans a second volume and therefore they are making bold to send him additional material to include.

The following bolded items in the table of contents relate to Bonny and Read in what appears to be a miscellaneous section that adds details to the biographies of individuals already covered previously. This section is not attributed to any specific contributor.

  • Rackham and Vane part, 281.
  • Rackham’s Ship taken, he and his Crew escape ashore, 283.
  • Rackham gets to Providence, and is allowed the Benefit of the King’s Pardon, 284.
  • Anne Bonny proposes to her Husband his selling her to Rackham, 286.
  • Rackham seizes a Sloop, 287.
  • He forces some of Turnley’s Men, 289
  • Governor Rogers his Sloops seized, 292
  • Turnley, &c. maroon’d, 294
  • Their Hardships, 295 to 303
  • The Pyrates catch a Tartar, 303
  • They are all taken, the forced Men sent to Providence, 304
  • Governor Rogers sends to fetch the maroon’d Men, 305
  • The Pyrates who escaped on Shore intrap’d by Governor Rogers 306 to 308.
  • Rounsival’s Generosity, 309.

The relevant part of the narrative starts when Rackham, who has been quartermaster on Vane’s ship takes charge of a newly acquired vessel as captain. The two then had a falling out and went separate ways. In volume 1 this is dated to late November 1718. Rackham and his crew decided to take advantage of Rogers’ pardon offer, but the negotiations fell through (possibly related to the fact that the original deadline for taking the King’s Pardon was September 5, 1718) and Rackham’s ship was seized with the crew escaping on shore. There had been two women on board who had been kidnapped in a previous interaction (which, the text notes, was against usual practice), but they were left on board when the pirates fled. (With this new information, we can eliminate the kidnapped women from our attempts to sort out the various numbers given for Rackham’s crew when later captured.) After being picked up by Vane, Rackham and his crew again determined to go to Providence to take advantage of the pardon, which was accomplished in May 1719. It was shortly after this that Rackham is said to have first encountered Anne Bonny, and here we begin quoting from the original text.

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But Rackam, as Captain, having a much larger Share than any of the rest, his Money held out a little longer; but happening about this Time to come acquainted with Anne Bonny, that made him very extravagant. Anne Bonny, as has been taken Notice of in the first Volume, was married to James Bonny, one of the pardoned Pyrates, a likely young Fellow, and of a sober Life, considering he had been a Pyrate; but Anne, who was very young, soon turned a Libertine upon his Hands, so that he once surpriz’d her lying in a Hammock with another Man. Rackam made his Addresses to her till his Money was all spent; but as he found there was no carrying on an Amour with empty Pockets, he ingaged himself with Captain Burghess, lately a Pyrate, but pardoned, who had received a Commission to privateer upon the Spaniards. This Cruize proved successful; they took several Prizes, amongst the rest, two of considerable Value, one loaded with Cocoa Nut, and another with Sugar. They brought them into Providence, and found Purchasers amongst the Factors, who came from other Places for that Purpose. The Dividend was considerable, and as soon as possible disposed of: Burghess sailed out in Quest of new Purchase; but Rackam, who had nothing but Anne Bonny in his Head, staid behind to spend his Money, and enjoy his Mistress.

Rackam lived in all Manner of Luxury, spending his Money liberally upon Anne Bonny, who was so taken with his Generosity, that she had the Assurance to propose to her Husband to quit him, in order to cohabit with John Rackam; and that Rackam should give him a Sum of Money, in Consideration he should resign her to the said Rackam by a Writing in Form, and she even spoke to some Persons to witness the said Writing.

The Story made some Noise, so that the Governor hearing of it, sent for her and one Anne Fulworth, who came with her from Carolina, and pass’d for her Mother, and was privy to all her loose Behaviour, and examining them both upon it, and finding they could not deny it, he threaten’d if they proceeded further in it, to commit them both to Prison, and order them to be whipp’d, and that Rackam, himself, should be their Executioner.

These Menaces made her promise to be very good, to live with her Husband, and to keep loose Company no more; but all this was Dissimulation, for Rackam and she consulting together, and finding they could not by fair Means enjoy each other’s Company with Freedom, resolved to run away together, and enjoy it in Spight of all the World.

To this Purpose they plotted together to seize a Sloop which then lay in the Harbour, and Rackam drew some brisk young Fellows into the Conspiracy; they were of the Number of the Pyrates lately pardoned, and who, he knew, were weary of working on Shore, and long’d to be again at their old Trade.

The Sloop they made choice of was betwixt thirty and forty Tun, and one of the swiftest Sailors that ever was built of that Kind; she belong’d to one John Haman, who lived upon a little Island not far from Providence, which was inhabited by no humane Creature except himself and his Family, (for he had a Wife and Children) his Livelihood and constant Employment was to plunder and pillage the Spaniards, whose Sloops and Launces he had often surprized about Cuba and Hispaniola, and sometimes brought off a considerable Booty, always escaping by a good Pair of Heels, insomuch that it become a Bye-Word to say, There goes John Haman, catch him if you can. His Business to Providence now was to bring his Family there, in order to live and settle, being weary, perhaps, of living in that Solitude, or else apprehensive if any of the Spaniards should discover his Habitation, they might land, and be revenged of him for all his Pranks.

Anne Bonny was observed to go several times on Board this Sloop; she pretended to have some Business with John Haman, therefore she always went when he was on Shore, for her true Errand was to discover how many Hands were aboard, and what kind of Watch they kept, and to know the Passages and Ways of the Vessel.

She discovered as much as was necessary; she found there were but two Hands on Board; that John Haman lay on Shore every Night: She inquired of them, Whether they watch’d? Where they lay? And ask’d many other Questions; to all which they readily answered her, as thinking she had no Design but common Curiosity.

She acquainted Rackam with every Particular, who resolved to lose no Time, and therefore, acquainting his Associates, who were eight in Number, they appointed an Hour for meeting at Night, which was at twelve o’Clock. They were all true to the Roguery, and Anne Bonny was as punctual as the most resolute, and being all well armed, they took a Boat and rowed to the Sloop, which was very near the Shore.

The Night seemed to favour the Attempt, for it was both dark and rainy. As soon as they got on Board, Anne Bonny, having a drawn Sword in one Hand and a Pistol in the other, attended by one of the Men, went strait to the Cabin where the two Fellows lay who belonged to the Sloop; the Noise waked them, which she observing, swore, that if they pretended to resist, or make a Noise, she would blow out their Brains, (that was the Term she used.)

In the mean Time Rackam and the rest were busy heaving in the Cables, one of which they soon got up, and, for Expedition sake, they slipped the other, and so drove down the Harbour: They passed pretty near the Fort, which hailed them, as did also the Guardship, asking them where they were going; they answered, their Cable had parted, and that they had nothing but a Grappling on Board, which would not hold them. Immediately after which they put out a small Sail, just to give them steerage Way. When they came to the Harbour’s Mouth, and thought they could not be seen by any of the Ships, because of the Darkness of the Night, they hoisted all the Sail they had, and stood to Sea; then calling up the two Men, they asked them if they would be of their Party; but finding them not inclined, they gave them a Boat to row themselves ashore, ordering them to give their Service to Haman, and to tell him, they would send him his Sloop again when they had done with it.

Rackam and Anne Bonny, both bore a great Spleen to one Richard Turnley, whom Anne had ask’d to be a Witness to the Writing, which James Bonny, her Husband, was to give to Rackam, by which she was to be resigned to him; Turnley refused his Hand upon that Occasion, and was the Person who acquainted the Governor with the Story, for which they vowed Revenge against him. He was gone from Providence a turtling before they made their Escape, and they knowing what Island he was upon, made to the Place. They saw the Sloop about a League from the Shore a fishing, and went aboard with six Hands; but Turnley, with his Boy, by good Luck, happened to be ashore salting some wild Hogs they killed the Day before; they inquired for him, and hearing where he was, rowed ashore in Search of him.

Turnley from the Land saw the Sloop boarded, and observed the Men afterwards making for the Shore, and being apprehensive of Pyrates, which are very common in those Parts, he, with his Boy, fled into a neighbouring Wood. The Surf was very great, so that they could not bring the Boat to Shore; they waded up to the Arm-Pits, and Turnley, peeping through the Trees, saw them bring Arms on Shore: Upon the whole, not liking their Appearance, he, with his Boy, lay snug in the Bushes.

When they had looked about and could not see him, they hollow’d, and call’d him by his Name; but he not appearing, they thought it Time lost to look for him in such a Wilderness, and therefore they returned to their Boat, but rowed again back to the Sloop, and took away the Sails, and several other Things. They also carried away with them three of the Hands, viz. Richard Connor the Mate, John Davis, and John Howel, but rejected David Soward the fourth Hand, tho’ he had been an old experienced Pyrate, because he was lame, and disabled by a Wound he had formerly received.

When they had done thus much, they cut down the Main-Mast, and towing the Vessel into deep Water, sunk her, having first put David Soward into a Boat to shift for himself; he made Shift to get ashore, and after some Time, having found out Turnley, he told him, that Rackam and Mary Stead [Note: “Mary Stead” is clearly an error for Anne Bonny, but is what the original text has.] were determined, if they could have found him, to have whipp’d him to Death, as he heard them vow with many bitter Oaths and Imprecations; for whipping was the Punishment the Governor had threatened her with by his Information. From thence they stretch’d over to the Bury Islands, plundering all the Sloops they met, and strengthening their Company with several additional Hands, and so went on till they were taken and executed at Port Royal, as has been told in the first Volume.

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There are no other references to Rackham, Bonny, or Read.

One major thing these additions do is to thoroughly undermine the idea that Bonny’s sex was unknown to the pirate community she moved in. She is openly living with Rackham as his lover, after what is claimed to be a notorious incident where she convinces him to “buy” her from her husband. She becomes pregnant with his child, and yet this must all be in the same timeframe as the supposed “plausibly deniable” sapphic encounter with Mary Read. To reiterate, based on the few specific dates given in the text, the following events must be compressed into the 16 months between May 1719 and September 1720, though it’s impossible to determine the exact sequence.

  • Rackham meets Anne while she is married to former pirate James Bonny and begins courting her.
  • Anne arranges for Rackham to “buy” her from her husband. One of the requested witnesses to this, Richard Turnley, reports the events to the Governor.
  • The Governor (Rogers?) condemns Anne’s loose morals and orders her to be whipped.
  • To avoid these consequences, Rackham and Anne steal a sloop belonging to John Haman.
  • Anne goes to sea with Rackham wearing men’s clothes.
  • Anne and Rackham go on a revenge quest against Turnley and destroy his boat but fail to achieve their goal of punishing him.
  • Mary joins Rackham’s crew, also in male disguise.
  • Anne makes a pass at the disguised Mary and they mutually reveal their sex.
  • Anne becomes pregnant with Rackham’s child, is left with friends in Cuba to bear the child, then rejoins Rackham.
  • Rackham takes the King’s Pardon, but after trying his hand at privateering returns to piracy.
  • Mary is attracted to one of the pirates, reveals herself to him, and they become lovers. She fights a duel on his behalf and becomes pregnant by him.

Other than trying to assemble a timeline that would account for all the reported events, there’s nothing new to comment on with regard to the plausibility of the General History account. The additional information entirely concerns the period when Anne is part of Rackham’s crew, therefore it doesn’t raise any new questions about information transmission or the lack of corroborating information in more reliable records. There is still the question of who was left alive to report the level of detail that is recorded. Some of the events involved people not involved in the piracy trials, but other details did not.

 If Anne had a previous encounter with the law over her unruly sexual behavior, one might expect that to be brought up during her trial, but one could counter-argue that the trial was concerned specifically with piracy and had sufficient evidence to condemn her on that point, therefore there was no reason to bring in any prior record. There is an implication that the complaint and threat didn’t rise to the level of a formal legal action (that would leave a record), but in that case there would need to have been someone relaying the information to Johnson.

Neither of the described attacks on Haman or Turnley appear anywhere in the official trial report, but as noted previously, the trials appear to be concerned entirely with events in the September-October 1720 timeframe, therefore the absence of these two needn’t be meaningful.

So overall this material adds nothing to the previous analysis beyond additional contradictions to the logic of the narrative.

Conclusions

The point of this presentation of documents and analysis is two-fold: to lay out the basic case of distrusting the veracity of any information about Anne Bonny and Mary Read found only in the General History, and to point out the cultural context for the elements introduced by the General History. The “sapphic encounter” is almost the least of these. It is presented as a humorous mistaken identity scenario, experienced entirely through a heterosexual lens—consistent with similar pop culture narratives found in literature, ballads, and stage drama. While passing women stories were popular during this era—both authentic and fictionalized—the assertion in the General History that Anne and Mary successfully concealed their sex is consistently undermined by other information in the publication, and is completely contradicted by the evidence given in their trial. And yet, the motif of “lesbian Anne Bonny and Mary Read” seems to be the story that will not die.

Bibliography

(Anonymous). 1721. The Tryals of Captain John Rackam, and Other Pirates. Jamaica; Robert Baldwin. (https://archive.org/details/the-tryals-of-captain-john-rackham)

Dekker, Rudolf M. and van de Pol, Lotte C. 1989. The Tradition of Female Transvestism in Early Modern Europe. Macmillan, London. ISBN 0-333-41253-2 (For LHMP blog, see: https://alpennia.com/lhmp/publication/4358)

Donoghue, Emma. 1995. Passions Between Women: British Lesbian Culture 1668-1801. Harper Perennial, New York. ISBN 0-06-017261-4 (For LHMP blog, see: https://alpennia.com/lhmp/publication/4359)

Dugaw, Dianne. 1989. Warrior Women and Popular Balladry 1650-1850. The University of Chicago Press, Chicago. ISBN 0-226-16916-2 (For LHMP blog, see: https://alpennia.com/lhmp/publication/4361)

Johnson, Charles (pseudonym). 1724. A General History of the Pyrates: from their first rise and settlement in the Island of Providence, to the present time. With the remarkable actions and adventures of the two female pyrates Mary Read and Anne Bonny ... To which is added. A short abstract of the statute and civil law, in relation to pyracy. London: T. Warner. (https://archive.org/details/generalhistoryof00defo, accessed 2025/07/09]

Klein, Ula Lukszo. 2021. “Busty Buccaneers and Sapphic Swashbucklers” in Transatlantic Women Travelers, 1688-1843 edited by Misty Kreuger. Lewisburg PA: Bucknell University Press. (For LHMP blog, see: https://alpennia.com/lhmp/publication/6788)

Molenaar, Jillian. (Website accessed 2025/07/09) Depictions of John Rackam, Anne Bonny, and Mary Read. (https://jillianmolenaar.home.blog/)

Walen, Denise A. 2005. Constructions of Female Homoeroticism in Early Modern Drama. New York: Palgrave MacMillan. ISBN 978-1-4039-6875-3 (For LHMP blog, see: https://alpennia.com/lhmp/publication/4373)

 

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This Rough Magic: chapters 9-11

Mar. 24th, 2026 05:10 pm
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Chapter 9, and Lucy and Max are trying to rescue the dolphin. Read more... )

Chapter 10 takes them both to the Castello to dry off and warm up. Read more... )

In chapter 11 it's finally time for Lucy to find out what Max has been up to. Read more... )

Well, that was quite a night! Discuss in comments once you've got your breath back. Chapters 12-14 for next time.

As Lockers as Closets

Mar. 24th, 2026 05:25 pm
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Shane hadn't tripped since he was learning how to skate. Before he started playing hockey. Before he picked up a stick. 

Surely, it was all a prank. A weird way of saying being gay was okay? A joke, and the punchline was that he couldn't skate straight? Funny. Ha. Really.

"FUCKING TRAITOR."

Reality was, nobody was laughing.

—————-

Shane has a panic attack after tripping, thankfully, his fianceé wouldn't let him forget he isn't alone in this.

Words: 6109, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

The Bro Code

Mar. 24th, 2026 05:14 pm
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“I want you to do it like you did before,” Ilya instructed, getting down on his knees.

There wasn’t much room in the cubicle, so his head was dangerously close to Cliff’s dick. Even with Cliff’s back pressed against one of the glass walls, Ilya was sitting right between his legs. Looking down at him, his dick twitched. It occurred to Cliff that he would (desperately) like Ilya to suck his cock, even if he wasn’t ready to reverse the roles yet.

“Before?” Cliff repeated, confused.

“The first time we met,” Ilya clarified, “Do it like that.”

Oh.

-

OR five times Cliff Marlow got off to Ilya Rozanov and one time he didn’t.

Words: 8585, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Birdfeeding

Mar. 24th, 2026 12:37 pm
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Today is partly sunny and cool.

I fed the birds.  I've seen a few sparrows and house finches.

I put out water for the birds.

EDIT 3/24/26 -- I took some pictures around the yard.  Spring flowers have been hammered by hard freezes, but some are still blooming.

I've seen some mourning doves.











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All hemming no hawing

Mar. 24th, 2026 09:19 am
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All I did yesterday was hem pants. I finished the last pair just before bed. Whew. They are all now in the wash. A totally done deal. Yeah.

Today it will be back to knitting. And yeah for that.

The pool was back to normal warm this morning which was delightful. Tomorrow's laps will be way better than yesterday's for sure. Two of our regular players are out for a few games so there weren't so many of us but we had a good time anyway.

I got the text yesterday to refill my Wegovy for the last time. Last time, that is, before my doctor check in. And then we decide whether to up the dosage or not. Honestly, I can go either way. I'm not sure I need a higher dose but then I wasn't at all sure I needed this in the first place and I was sure wrong there. So, whatever the doctor wants to do is fine by me.

I think I'll make a quick trip to Trader Joe's today. I have 3 things on my TJ list. Also it's house cleaning day.

Ok, laundry done. Everything put away. No newspapers today. I don't know if that's a newspaper issue or a Timber Ridge issue. It would annoy me if I were a regular but I'm not so whatever.

Oh Biggie is up here to cause trouble which means he wants something to eat. Guess I'll get going on the rest of my day.

Let's Make a Deal

Mar. 24th, 2026 04:47 pm
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It was no secret that Ilya loved a challenge. He loved it even more whenever Shane was involved with it. Now that they weren't facing off against each other on the ice, he took a sick joy in finding ways to bring out the competitiveness in his husband. Something Shane would outwardly scoff at, but rise to nonetheless.

This was how they worked. Ilya would propose a deal, and Shane would be hopeless in stopping it. But maybe, just maybe, one day he'd come out on top.

 

Or: Five times Ilya makes a deal + 1 time where Shane makes one

Words: 2009, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English

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The front cover of a book entitled Ducks in a Row: A Curated Collection of Short Stories. It shows a pillowfort in rich, warm shades of red, with a group of people of different skin tones, hair colors, and gender presentations gathered beneath as a central person with short pink hair, white skin, and black ear gauges reads aloud from a book. In the foreground, a cat, iguana, and cat cuddle with a duck plushie.  The cover of a book entitled Duxxx in a Row: A Curated Collection of Explicit Stories. Artwork shows a line of five people sunning themselves on a beach, their sunburns/tan line patterns showing where hands have touched them, mouths have kissed them, and clothes have been. All are reading, lying atop a beach towel with colorful umbrellas overhead and blue waves lap at the bottom of the image.

Wondering what we’ve been working on? Wonder no longer! We’ll be back with our next crowdfunding campaign on March 30th to launch these two short story collections!!

Ducks in a Row and Duxxx in a Row feature short stories we’ve previously published only on our website or Patreon, all from the first three years we were in operation. All the stories in Ducks in a Row are from our general imprint – 22 of them, to be exact – and all the stories from Duxxx in a Row are in our explicit imprint – 19 spicy tales for you.

During our upcoming Kickstarter campaign, you’ll be able to buy one or both, and a small selection of related merchandise featuring the gorgeous cover art by artist and graphic designer Pallas Perilous and a new dux by Alessa Riel – including our first-ever dux enamel pin.

Follow our pre-launch to make sure you’re among the first to hear when our campaign goes live on March 30th 2026!

Stay tuned for merch reveals, story teasers, author bios, and more!



don't blame me (love made me crazy)

Mar. 24th, 2026 04:10 pm
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“Casey! Please stop. Can’t you see I am trying to focus here so we can win?” Landon's voice was loud enough that the whole locker room went silent. “You’re exhausting me.” That last part just slipped out.

Fuck.

Casey’s body stiffened.

 

or;

Casey and Landon face numerous challenges as boyfriends and playing for the same team.

Words: 9335, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Sprouts

Mar. 24th, 2026 11:10 am
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A friend and I got to talking about bean and pea sprouts. If you can't garden outside, just want to save money, or wish for more variety, then check out these resources...

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Learning manners

Mar. 24th, 2026 03:49 pm
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“Look at me.”

Ilya immediately looks Shane into the eyes. The commanding voice was still familiar but there was a hint of something they hadn’t explored yet. Whatever it was, it made Ilya unable to not listen to the command.

...

or Ilya discovers he likes to act like a dog for Shane!

Words: 2268, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

My Daughter's Keeper

Mar. 24th, 2026 03:49 pm
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[Sequel to The Sleeper]

Ilya sat at the kitchen island, phone in hand, staring at the Find My Phone app. It was 11:57pm and Irina had exactly three minutes to walk through the door before she was past curfew. But the little blue dot on Ilya's phone had not moved from the same spot for twenty-three minutes. Ilya was trying to give her the benefit of the doubt, but what was his daughter doing at an industrial lot two miles always from the house party he had taken her to?

Or: Irina is taken and Ilya wont stop until he brings his daughter home.

Words: 1042, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of The Sleeper

TV Tuesday: Caption Use

Mar. 24th, 2026 11:02 am
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Laptop-TV combo with DVDs on top and smartphone on the desk



In an interview, Seth MacFarlane said that he created The Orville because “the dishes that we are serving up are so dystopian and so pessimistic.”

Do we need hopeful television? Can dystopian television be hopeful? Which shows are hopeful to you?
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!

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There should be demotivational youtube math videos. Just to be different.


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  1. Something I've not even talked about on Tumblr, I don't think: I've started (obliquely) following the manga One Piece through watching review / discussion channels on YouTube. I totally avoided being intimidated by the length, by not giving a flying whatsit about starting at the beginning. I got into it when my one of my favorite sea shanty / folk bands did a cover of the English translation of Bink no Sake, and I wanted some context for the madness. So I just dove into the fan wiki, and, out of curiosity, looked to see what the current manga chapter/anime episode was at the time. And I've been following along from that point on ever since. I don't have to worry about missing necessary context or plot developments from the beginning, because for the fans who make the videos, drawing connections between almost 30 years of story details is their favorite hobby.

  2. A deepening pet peeve: Foods being sold as "Healthy Substitutes for [X]," for whatever the health kick trend of the day is, instead of just being celebrated in their own right. It leads people to expect a different flavor / texture than what they get, which leads them to decide that a food tastes disgusting, but if it were in a different context, it would be delicious. And then, worst of all, when that particular trend is no longer trendy, that perfectly good food practically disappears from store shelves, and the price skyrockets.

  3. A case in point: I've recently discovered nutritional yeast. It's sold and promoted as "A Parmesan Alternative for Vegans." It's good. But it's not Parmesan. I'd say, if I were to put in in a family tree of flavors, that it's a first cousin to Parmesan cheese (rather than its twin) on one side, and, on the other side, a cousin to those instant Raman noodle flavor packets (with a lot less sodium than either). It doesn't work at all as a binding agent the way the cheese does, though. I like to sprinkle it on salads already tossed in dressing (so that it will stick), to add some protein and umami.

  4. Lately, I've been haunted by a Grimm's fairy tale that I've tried (three or four times) to rewrite / fix during my NaNoWriMo Days (which I have since disavowed completely, due to that organization's embrace of generative A.I.), and been thoroughly demoralized by each time, at the end. I don't know if I'm really drawn to try again, though, or if my mind is just retreating back to it as a distraction from other, real-world stressors I'd rather not think about.

  5. At the end of last year, and the start of this one, I decided to get back to my love for the character, and murder mystery stories of, Lord Peter Wimsey. I'd watched the 1970 TV adaptations by the BBC on Masterpiece Theater as teen, and subsequently read a bunch of short stories. But there's a whole lot I never read. Back in January, I started reading the third novel, Unnatural Death, over at Project Gutenberg. But real life rudely interrupted me in the middle of Chapter Two. And I'm just now getting bak to it. Anyone want to join me in a read-along?
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I received an ask on Tumblr about the Vegas rooftop scene in episode 1. I had a lot of fun crafting my response, and decided to also post it here after getting a lot of good discussion out of the last meta I posted here, and also for more efficient archiving. I hope you enjoy it!

Just to avoid confusion: meta analysis is considered a fan work and is ok to post to ao3 according to the user guidelines. I also write oodles of fanfiction so I know that this is primarily a fic site, but I'm not breaking any rules posting meta. Fanart and edits are also welcome among the fan fiction.

Words: 2611, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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For All Mankind's fifth season starts on Friday, March 27. Just announced is that the show has been renewed for a 6th and final season. This will allow it to catch up to its version of the present day. 

Info from Reactor Magazine

Note -- the article says the 5th season lands on March 29. That is incorrect -- it's the 27th.

Audience design in bee dancing

Mar. 24th, 2026 02:00 pm
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Posted by Mark Liberman

Tao Lin et al., "The audience shapes the information content of the honey bee waggle dance", PNAS 3/23/2026:

We show that the honey bee waggle dance changes depending on how many followers a dancer has and how many appropriately aged bees are available to follow it. When followers were scarce, dancers became less precise, even if the dance floor was crowded with young bees that do not follow dances. These declines in precision appear to arise because dancers search more widely for an audience, increasing their movement during the return run. The results suggest that dancers use simple social cues, such as tactile contacts, to sense follower availability. Thus, waggle dancing is not a one-way signal but a socially responsive behavior shaped by feedback from followers.

The biologists behind this paper don't reference the sociolinguistic concept of audience design — though the motivation attributed to the bees ("decline in precision […] because dancers search more widely for an audience") is a bit different from the usual list of sociolingusitic goals.

The UCSD press release of course aims at a different audience from the PNAS paper: "Bee Dancing is Better with the Right Audience", thus illustrating the point.

A bee dancing video:

For another angle on why linguists should care, see "Straw men and Bee Science", 6/4/2011.

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Posted by Rossi Anastopoulo

Easter bunny cake

An Easter bunny cake might be the best way to celebrate Easter — it’s a dessert so cute, yet so simple to make. Just look at those adorable ears, that sweet bowtie. And if you’re thinking something this whimsical might be too hard to recreate, think again. All you need are two cake layers, a knife, and some frosting. It’s the perfect dessert for kids and adults alike, and an instant conversation-starter at any Easter brunch.

The post How to make an adorable Easter bunny cake: It's easier than it looks! appeared first on the King Arthur Blog.

Stereotypes

Mar. 24th, 2026 02:09 pm
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Mom often told Shane that stereotypes are important, but you can't think only of them. You need to be able to be smarter, look over and into. Shane was a good son and a smart guy. But for some reason it was impossible with Rozanov to look on top. Shane's head multiplied stupid or even strange stereotypes about Russians, about hockey players, about gays, about sex. And they were all attached to this asshole.

Words: 1389, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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