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Apr. 18th, 2025 11:09 pm
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Okay. SO.

Via THE GATE APPRECIATION SOCIETY on Facebook, earlier today I became aware of the Ginkgo Gates at the Adelaide Botanical Gardens. I took one look at the short sections and went I WANT TO KNIT IT.

Ergo [personal profile] lireavue went and poked Ravelry with sticks, and... this shawl fell out.

There Was Shrieking.

And then the shrieking Intensified because all of a sudden the outline of a possible character for the game that Admin: the LRP supports Arrived All At Once. Namely, one of the nations of the Empire is Navarr (summary of influences: "wood elves"). From the look and feel page for Navarr:

The Navarr look draws heavily on the forests for its inspiration. The colours are primarily greens and browns with occasional splashes of dark autumnal red or yellow. Materials are practical, primarily those that come from hunting - leather and fur. [...] Rather than rich materials or unusual colours the Navarr personalise their appearance by adorning their costume with embroidery, beads, feathers, fetishes, and other accessories. It is also common to weave such items into the hair. [...] Layers of well-worn, practical wool and leather in natural shades often serve as the foundation of Navarr costume.

Also relevant context: the existence of magical items that grant you Additional Tricks. Like, for example, mage robes, where I am raising particular eyebrows at the part where the information for Volhov's Robe notes that even the Navarr "see great value in a skilled individual being able to help an established coven".

Additional and further relevant context: there are four events a year. In-game, these events take place during the Winter Solstice, Spring Equinox, Summer Solstice, and Autumn Equinox.

It Is Also The Case That: a particularly distinctive piece of kit can get very strongly associated with The Specific Character Who Wears It in the general cultural wossname.

... I abruptly very badly want to make myself a set of three shawls identical except in colour: spring green, summer green, autumn blazing yellow. Obviously the conceit is that it is not three shawls, It Is One Single Magic Shawl. It Changes With The Seasons. Do I know anything about this potential character other than "Navarri, magician, magic shawl"? NOPE. Have I ever actually LRPed? NOPE. Am I nonetheless actually kind of tempted? ...

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Item the first: an outstanding piece of admin post-last-Admin-event-of-2024. This specific bit of admin was "copy some art". There was less of it than I had deceived myself into dreading, and also it was fun.

Item the second: got WILDLY excited about some beetroot seed that I was not expecting to be viable... germinating????? One of eight sown so far, but this is Excellent encouragement to get the rest started and see if I can't build up a stock of seed again. (Touchstone Gold; originally bought from Real Seeds lo these many years ago, but while it's still obtainable elsewhere it's not one they have offered at all recently.)

Item the third: second batch of clove-garlic I planted is waking up! (As distinct from the ... several ... bulbs I discovered lurking in last year's bed, which are quite a long way ahead of everything that had its root systems disturbed at an earlier point in the process; fingers crossed the transplant doesn't make them sulk too much.) As mentioned I am looking at well over 50 bulbs of garlic; apparently the 900g braid I made a couple of summers ago was approximately 32 bulbs (having just counted them in the photo...), which I seem to recall lasted us a good six months, so! Fingers crossed! (Also in the allium bed: the bonus onion & shallot sets are coming up!)

Item the fourth: tripped and fell into checking the list of cookbooks available to borrow immediately from the local branch of my library against the list of books that haven't been indexed on Eat Your Books. A wailing and gnashing of teeth when I realised one I'd been given as a present and had decided I had zero interest in... has not been indexed, so that could have been a whole entire free shelf slot had I not long since made it a charity shop's problem. ALAS. On the upside, another such book had not yet gone to a charity shop, so should I be permitted further indexing that's Going To Happen. (I cannot remember if I have mentioned? The way EYB works is that free accounts get to add unlimited blog/online/magazine recipes to their bookshelf, but only five books. For each book you index, the number of slots available for books should you stop paying for your account goes up by one. Thus -- at least in combination with the special interest I'm having -- the appeal of indexing books I don't actually want to keep in my collection in their own right...)

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I spent ... some ... time on Thursday night very concerned that I had Broken My Fancy Pen. (The pen I am using most in the field is a Pilot Vanishing Point/Capless, which I got very cheap second hand because it was a little bit dinged up already, where by "very cheap" if you are not a pen person I mean "add at least one more zero", and if you are a Pen Person I mean "remove one zero".) The actuation -- it's a clicky pen -- wasn't properly actuating, in that it was feeling spongy and squishy and generally sluggish and Did Not Want To Work Properly.

I was relieved the following morning to discover that actually it was entirely fine.

... and it was not until dusk when the air temperature dropped precipitously again, and it started happening again, that I realised that Possibly and Perhaps what was going on was It Doesn't Like Cold Weather.

(I have not yet gathered further data i.e. asked pen people on the internet if they've had similar experiences.)

Meanwhile today a player correctly identified the pen I was using from a brief glimpse, with nontrivial awe about Being So Close To One Of Those, and while under most circumstances players don't get to use anything but the lending biro I keep in my pocket at all most times for this precise purpose, on this occasion I moved to offer to let them try it, and was vindicated in this decision when they, wide-eyed, asked If I Was Sure.

(It went fine! They enjoyed themself! I'm a little sad it was the EF nib on suboptimal paper, but hey, they had fun and the pen came back to me in one piece.)

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Item: I already have my uniform hoodie. Boss #1 got their name and GOD and Ribbon Wrangler; Boss #2 got their name and Paper Pusher; I am contemplating asking the person who does the printing if I can send mine back to get "Curator of Objects" added to it.

Item: this year's crew t-shirt quote is if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. This was chosen before the E1 evacuation Situation occurred, but the order was placed late enough they didn't arrive in time to be distributed at E1. E2 also featured Mud (much less of it -- underlying ground was dry, so we had horrid liquid mud in the top couple of inches but beneath that was solid) and consequently also slightly unhinged hilarity when we opened the boxes up and found out what was printed on the things. (Boss Team had Declined to Comment, for some reason...)

Item: got a Leaf Keyring from the blacksmith that shows up to Admin: the LRP for the allotment keys. Now contemplating getting a triskele, too, to solve my What Do I Want To Keep My GOD Keys On problem.

Item: continue deeply entertained that if I do wind up consulting on How To Lost Property, the advice I can give more or less boils down to one third process, one third stationery, one third magic.

The process I have semi-written-up and was meaning to get around to formalising on the crew wiki anyway. The stationery I will hold forth about at length at the drop of a hat (I am making a lot of use of my ridiculous Atoma punch, okay.) The magic... is all the stuff that's going to be a nightmare to attempt to replicate full stop, never mind systematically, to do with "the precise nature of my variations in energy levels and demands on my time" and also, crucially, "weirdly good memory for both the existence of objects and their relative locations in space". There is the minor wrinkle that this clearly isn't gonna, uh, scale infinitely. But hey! That's what I got!

kaberett: a round cartoon honeybager, arms folded, glaring off to the right (honeybadger)

... include "angular momentum" (yes, despite having sat on a spinny chair and done the thing; yes, despite having worked through all the maths multiple times; yes, this is awkward for several of my flavours of science) and "ratchet straps".

The latter is increasingly inconvenient given the existence of my terrible tent-based hobbies.

So! A has been threatening me with the concept of a Tiny Ratchet to add Enrichment to my Environment for a while, and a few days ago (courtesy of the car getting a spa treatment) a tiny ratchet did indeed wind up on the sofa, where my feet normally go.

It has spent the entirety of those days Not Biting Me even though I squinted at it suspiciously, so this evening we moved on to the next step of "staring intently at all the moving parts while fiddling", with Supervision from a Responsible Adult.

So far I think it is going better than angular momentum? I am potentially willing to grudgingly concede the existence of ratchet straps. The tiny baby (0.28 tonne) ratchet will continue to live on the sofa so I can intermittently pick it up and continue fiddling suspiciously. Maybe I will manage to internalise enough of the workings to feel slightly more confident being handed the ten-tonne ratchets in a few weeks' time...

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  • I had the amazing (to me, personally, and basically nobody else) realisation yesterday that I could solve Several of my in-a-field problems relating to lost property tracking by... pre-punching lost property report slips and storing them in that event's booklet. This fixes (at least in theory) both the issue of "actually making it to the punch so I can file things properly takes... time and focus..." and that of "the stack of blank slips is liable to get dripped on or blown away or misplaced or..." -- so some of today's playing-with-stationery was DOING THAT with the stack of spares I had already printed, and they are now neat and tidy and we'll see how well this actually works next event.
  • other playing with stationery: washi swatch page (...) now exists (.....), and I have in the process successfully established where I got the thing I'm currently using, and its probable name, and confirmed that it is no longer available for sale; and Placed An Order having established that USPS really does just cost that much these days, good grief, so there will shortly be More on its way to me, most of which I have actual plans for...
  • aaaaaaaaand yesterday I received a text message informing me that I had another gynaecology appointment booked! on the day The Consultant will be in! less than a month away! ... on the Friday of next event!!! so I have texted back to rebook that one, because I actually enjoy being in a field and don't want to absent myself (and A) from training/firefighting/etc for the sake of Having A Ginormous Anxiety, so they can fit me in Some Other Time. Thanks.
kaberett: Trans symbol with Swiss Army knife tools at other positions around the central circle. (Default)

So. Admin: the LRP. I tripped and fell and now I'm kinda sorta corunning lost property.

Our Least Favourite Things To Store are weaponry, because weaponry is generally (i) large, and (ii) not given to stacking well. On the upside, it being large (and expensive) means that mostly it doesn't get lost!

... and then. then. there are the people who acquire weaponry the entire point of which is to fling it away from one's person with gay abandon, preferably in the woods, where it will get lost in the undergrowth.

Throwing daggers are kind of okay? Throwing daggers are small and I am absolutely getting to recognise the usual suspects. Oh, so-and-so was out on a skirmish this afternoon, were they.

But then. there are the arrows.

LRP-safe arrows have a large foam head, in order that they donk only gently against their targets. Commonly one makes some kind of identifying mark on the head, on the basis that lost arrows get deposited into containment bins like great bouquets with their heads upwards. This is not without its risks, though, in that one of the ways arrows commonly break is to have their foam head delaminate, so many people also make marks of some kind on the fletching or the shaft.

My favourite people are the ones who just write their damn PID in multiple places on their arrows, so that regardless of which combination of parts we are handed we are able to send up the Oi, Come Get Your Shit signal.

However. Many people who arch. Do so in multiple systems. And, not actually unreasonably (I concede grudgingly), are reluctant to mark their property with a unique identifier that means them for Admin purposes but might very well mean someone completely different in other systems.

So they draw A Sigil. (Or, in one case we are all very fond of, they carve a beautiful detailed potato stamp.)

This in turn means that it would be, as one of my bosses pointed out about a year ago, Extremely Helpful to have a catalogue of which sigils match to which unique identifiers, again for the purposes of Giving People Back Their Shit.

Attempt the first relied on grainy photos of sigils on textured foam against a busy background printed in black and white.

A few weeks ago I realised that it might actually be better to, uh, record the symbol for use in catalogue, and spent some time thoughtlessly reverting to my default of "trace shit in inkscape, optionally with a stylus on A's tablet", which stalled on "but I don't have digital copies of all the photos".

Today it finally dawned on me that! in fact! almost all of these symbols (potato-stamp maple leaves and foxes aside) are deliberately designed to be amenable to churning out at speed using a permanent marker onto foam, and that even my rudimentary art skills were! in fact! probably! just about up to.......... copying them onto my phone screen using my finger. without needing to trace onto a separate layer at all.

SO THAT IS WHAT I HAVE SPENT MY AFTERNOON DOING, followed by spending my evening compiling the images into a DOCUMENT, and now? a catalogue? exists??? so I just have to gently badger the boss whose idea this was in the first place for any other photos she might have lost down the back of the sofa, and then we can PRINT IT OUT and HAVE A REFERENCE when we are IN A FIELD next week.

And, hey. I made some questionable art. I am pretty proud of myself.

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Admin: the LRP episode 1 is coming up faster than, I think, anyone would probably like. The plantar fasciopathy flare I set off last summer is still grumbling along, at a low enough level that I've been ignoring the bonus extra physio for it buuut it reliably flares every time I increase the amount of time I'm spending on my feet. Which I will definitely be doing in a field.

So I have taken a deep breath and Started Doing My Sodding Bonus Physio and have, at least, discovered that some driftwood I picked up in Cornwall for possible crating purposes is exactly right for doing The Most Important Exercise After Leg Stretches (heel lifts with toes dorsiflexed), which is making even getting started much less aversive, so I'm now trying to build in doing a set of those every other time I get up to pace.

The other thing I am trying to do is sort out actually managing to keep up the whole "Pilates three times a week" thing while... spending a week in a field. I definitely feel better for doing it in the short as well as the medium term, and it's also a Very Useful Way for me to make sure I take (and for that matter model taking) Actual Breaks. Like, only two of them, and only an hour each, but still. Alas the scheduling challenge is not the only logistical issue: there is also the minor matter of needing a flat, rigid surface I can put a mat on, that isn't any of (i) underfoot, (ii) two feet off the ground so I can roll dramatically off it while pretending to be a seal, and for that matter (iii) something that will be damaged by me pretending to be a seal, thus causing other departments more work and aggravation. Plus, you know, ideally under cover, so that when it rains...

The ISO containers I have any claim to are both unsuitable, for reasons. I have been asking around a bit and have an offer from someone to bring an extra Big Bit Of Plywood I could just dump on grass, which is mildly suboptimal for reasons. One of the other departments has said "hmm, I think we might be able to help"; depending on how that works out I have a shortlist of people to mug for van keys (at the top of which is "big boss I hassled into getting physio"). I am mildly trepidatious and definitely intending to shift forward from my usual Tues-Thurs-Sat pattern (which gives me slack if I have to miss a day) to Mon-Wed-???Fri, which would let me do one session at home, one session before any players and most crew arrive, and one to fit in Somewhere during the event proper. For bonus points I am planning to repeat the Executive Decision I made last time I was away from home for a week, of "cool so I'm doing the Essentials sequence only", which actually takes me closer to half an hour than 45 minutes. I am sure I will waffle further once these theories have been applied.

Meanwhile, some things that are making me happy this evening: scrolling through the [instagram.com profile] bokumondoh back catalogue; getting a double batch of rice pudding started; excellent information about a Relevant Toddler's ongoing indoctrination into The Banana Discourse, which I started last week (A opens bananas from the wrong end. the child wanted two bananas opened.)

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In the run-up to my viva I decided that the nicest way to make my totally spurious personal-use-only hard copy of my thesis would be using a £90 hole punch, so I stacked up some discount codes and bought into the Atoma disc-binding system. Obviously, when you have a £90 hole punch you bought for a single specific purpose, you fairly rapidly discover that you are in possession of a solution looking for problems.

Happily, Admin: the LRP presents no shortage of problems.

... or, more helpfully: after the first event of 2022, we decided that we could do a little bit better in terms of issue-tracking than my horrible scribbled bits of torn paper, and designed and set up a whole entire analogue ticket system based on query slips!

Background. So much background. )

For convenience, I have taken to collating like query slips we'll probably want to refer back to during the event (the background above; lost property; found property; ...) into disc-bound booklets. Alas, "white paper someone's scribbled all over" doesn't really stand out much from The Chaos; happily, this gives me an excuse to make FLUORESCENT NOTEBOOK COVERS with the contents written on the front in BIG FRIENDLY LETTERS.

Because reasons, I had a stack of fluorescent cardstock -- pink and orange and yellow and green. The thing is, though, that Admin: the LRP has A Colour Scheme. That colour scheme is Royal Blue. Obviously, therefore, I wanted some obnoxiously loud fluorescent blue cardboard.

... I was a frankly embarrassing way into tediously unedifying search results before it occurred to me to double-check how fluorescence actually works.

To first approximation, things are colours because they absorb all the visible wavelengths of light except the one they appear to be, which they reflect back to you more-or-less unaltered. Per wikipedia:

Fluorescence is the emission of light by a substance that has absorbed light or other electromagnetic radiation. It is a form of luminescence. In most cases, the emitted light has a longer wavelength, and therefore a lower photon energy, than the absorbed radiation ... Strongly fluorescent pigments often have an unusual appearance which is often described colloquially as a "neon color" (originally "day-glo" in the late 1960s, early 1970s). This phenomenon was termed "Farbenglut" by Hermann von Helmholtz and "fluorence" by Ralph M. Evans. It is generally thought to be related to the high brightness of the color relative to what it would be as a component of white. Fluorescence shifts energy in the incident illumination from shorter wavelengths to longer (such as blue to yellow) and thus can make the fluorescent color appear brighter (more saturated) than it could possibly be by reflection alone.

... oh, I realise, belatedly. Oh. Er. Fluorescent blue is not really a thing in most contexts... because blue light is the shortest wavelength in the visible spectrum... so since fluorescence works by converting shorter-wavelength light to longer-wavelength light... fluorescent blue only really works if you've got lots of UV bouncing around the place... whiiich isn't something that happens very much in domestic indoor settings so it er isn't surprising that (i) there isn't much demand for it, and (ii) fluorescent green is the shortest-wavelength colour that's trivially available on cardstock.

And so! I have resigned myself to making do with the colours I already have available (I've been doing some clearing out of Stuff from my parents', and a giant stash of 90s kids' stationery has mostly gone on Freecycle, but a few bits of it I kept), and as consolation have a bit more of an understanding of How Colours and How Lights, and on the whole I think this is a fair trade.

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Celebrating. DRUGS.

Reading. Have not quiiite finished One More Croissant for the Road, but Almost.

Playing. I had an extremely good Ridiculous Word Games day earlier this week.

Wordle, Antiwordle )

Cooking. I think the only notable thing has been wild garlic pesto, which involved only a very little "cooking", but which did go well with pasta + griddled purple sprouting broccoli & asparagus.

Oh, wait, except I did also shake the internet some more and have two more things to try in terms of Maybe? Yoghurt? That Is Not Grainy?

Eating. ASPARAGUS. Shortcake courtesy of A. Tagine out of the freezer (thank you past me).

Exploring. The local surrounds; Barking Park.

Creating. SOME NONSENSE. Specifically some nonsense related to Admin: The LRP.

Read more... )

Growing. Read more... )

Observing. MANY BIRDS (see Barking Park). A very sleek and well-fed fox at the allotments. I think I have worked out where in the hedge the coal tits are nesting. Masses of riotously ornamental cherry. And a whole lot of exuberant spring flowers misc, which delighted me when I was out running errands earlier this week. :)

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