kaberett | [objects] various (Reply)

Item: I already have my uniform hoodie. Boss #1 got their name and GOD and Ribbon Wrangler; Boss #2 got their name and Paper Pusher; I am contemplating asking the person who does the printing if I can send mine back to get "Curator of Objects" added to it.

Item: this year's crew t-shirt quote is if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. This was chosen before the E1 evacuation Situation occurred, but the order was placed late enough they didn't arrive in time to be distributed at E1. E2 also featured Mud (much less of it -- underlying ground was dry, so we had horrid liquid mud in the top couple of inches but beneath that was solid) and consequently also slightly unhinged hilarity when we opened the boxes up and found out what was printed on the things. (Boss Team had Declined to Comment, for some reason...)

Item: got a Leaf Keyring from the blacksmith that shows up to Admin: the LRP for the allotment keys. Now contemplating getting a triskele, too, to solve my What Do I Want To Keep My GOD Keys On problem.

Item: continue deeply entertained that if I do wind up consulting on How To Lost Property, the advice I can give more or less boils down to one third process, one third stationery, one third magic.

The process I have semi-written-up and was meaning to get around to formalising on the crew wiki anyway. The stationery I will hold forth about at length at the drop of a hat (I am making a lot of use of my ridiculous Atoma punch, okay.) The magic... is all the stuff that's going to be a nightmare to attempt to replicate full stop, never mind systematically, to do with "the precise nature of my variations in energy levels and demands on my time" and also, crucially, "weirdly good memory for both the existence of objects and their relative locations in space". There is the minor wrinkle that this clearly isn't gonna, uh, scale infinitely. But hey! That's what I got!