Dear dudebros of the world

[kaberett]

if you will insist on sitting in front of me in lectures where I don't have the option of moving the very least you could do is not talk.

I suspect I'm onto a loser with my pitiful wailing request that you never, ever use Lynx products again, but given that they mean I can't breathe it would be really, really nice if you'd stop.

Or, you know, not insist on sitting in front of me.

;_________________;
-me.

Comments

[damerell]

It's not just you. When did chaps start thinking wearing perfume was a good idea, anyway?

[randomling]

/o\

Ugh, Lynx. Ugh, dudebros. Ugh, talking over useful class stuff.

[mustela_nivalis]

So, turning off the patriarchy* turns this into a tirade about "galpals" which is at least 87.6% more surreal.

Also explains that instance of "The Good Husband" in a television review.

*chrome app at this link: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/jailbreak-the-patriarchy/fiidcfoaaciclafodoficaofidfencgd

[naath]

Aw yeeesh, it's a LECTURE DUDES if you aren't going to listen WHY ARE YOU EVEN THERE.