Whoops, I appear to be planning a weekend in London

So! I really, really want to go to the Lashings of Ginger Beer panto on Friday. I'm busy from Sunday lunchtime onwards. This means I want (a) a place to crash on Friday & Saturday nights, and (b) people to do stuff with.

Caveats:

• I'm not exactly a witty and sparkling conversationalist at the moment
  
• if we use the Tube, there are some things I'll need you to be aware of, and I'll need you to act as a carer in a couple of minor ways
  
• museums are awesome, but only if they have wheelchairs to loan out & you're okay with the possibility of pushing me

Any takers?