Um.

You remember that I, er, mentioned a hat a few days ago?

( Well... [NSFW] )

I am genuinely pretty proud of this project, okay. It involves vast quantities of yarn in a colour that's coded female, applied in a craft that's coded female, to produce an article of clothing that... is not quite what people probably expected when they saw me working on it in public. :D And it's a pattern I pretty much entirely made up, and I taught myself to crochet for this project.

(Also, in brainwrong terms, I think it's a pretty good sign that I managed to go from creative concept to product in under a week.)