My most recent endeavour
Jan. 29th, 2012 11:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kaberettSo. I spend quite a lot of my time, one way or another, dispensing sex ed. This is cool. It makes me feel useful, and I like helping people have safer sex.
What I need, right, is a sex ed hat. I am thinking pretty standard beanie hat. Brim would be eyelash yarn double-stranded with the main colour. Bobble at the top for a clit, and huge frilly labia draping decoratively.
I'm thinking the labia would need to be crocheted, which I don't know how to do. Also, I'm kind of scared my hand wouldn't stand up to the knitting & reknitting testing requires. ;_;
(Alternative idea: mostly eyelash yarn double-stranded, with frilly labia earflaps.)
Thoughts? Input? Advice?
What I need, right, is a sex ed hat. I am thinking pretty standard beanie hat. Brim would be eyelash yarn double-stranded with the main colour. Bobble at the top for a clit, and huge frilly labia draping decoratively.
I'm thinking the labia would need to be crocheted, which I don't know how to do. Also, I'm kind of scared my hand wouldn't stand up to the knitting & reknitting testing requires. ;_;
(Alternative idea: mostly eyelash yarn double-stranded, with frilly labia earflaps.)
Thoughts? Input? Advice?
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Date: 2012-01-30 02:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-30 07:03 am (UTC)I may make one of these hats for myself. I am thinking that my version might also want a scrotum hanging off the back, and a nice floppy uncircumcised penis.