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[kaberett]

In which we determine that caramelised red onions consitute barrier protection:

kaberett: oh come on, it was totally a cheese toastie
noldo: NOPE WAS NOT
kaberett: it was a cheese. fucking. toastie.
noldo: EW that is gross and anyway OBVIOUSLY I would give them some privacy. I could NEVER COME BETWEEN THEIR PERFECT LOVE.
kaberett: ... the caramelised red onions did, though.

(Awesome Housemate C.: ... you do realise, don't you, that putting this on the Internet would be really. irresponsible.
n: ALL THE MORE REASON TO DO SO.)

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On capturing our inner elephant:

kaberett: ... but my inner elephant roams wild and free across the savannahs of my heart
noldo: no, elephants like like jungles and shit

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[noldo]

in the warm radiance of the oven, the cheese melts passionately into the toast's loving embrace