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kaberett(Context: Morally Ambiguous Honey Badger and, less crucially but very amusingly, a storify of tweets relating to same.)
Around 11.30pm my housemate came to lean, sort of laconically, in my doorway. It was, much as she may dispute it, the unambiguous lean of "Aaaaaaaalex, you know the way you said you were going to do the washing uuuuuup tonight..." (which, in fairness to me, I did in fact get around to doing! And I took the bins out. Which is how, at one in the morning, I discovered it was snowing half-heartedly.)
What she said, however - very sleepily - was "I don't actually know [facesfriend] very well. I'd like to get to know him better. If he's going to be important in your life, I want to know sooner rather than later if I need to eviscerate him."
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Around 11.30pm my housemate came to lean, sort of laconically, in my doorway. It was, much as she may dispute it, the unambiguous lean of "Aaaaaaaalex, you know the way you said you were going to do the washing uuuuuup tonight..." (which, in fairness to me, I did in fact get around to doing! And I took the bins out. Which is how, at one in the morning, I discovered it was snowing half-heartedly.)
What she said, however - very sleepily - was "I don't actually know [facesfriend] very well. I'd like to get to know him better. If he's going to be important in your life, I want to know sooner rather than later if I need to eviscerate him."
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