on the topic of implausible compost

A got advertised this home composting device on, I think, Instagram the other day, and went and looked up the details specifically so I could be cross about them.

In case you want to join in: their key claim is "Compost in 48 hours!"

Speed it up! The inside of KALEA is equipped with sensors and an intelligent control system, which accelerates the required metabolism needed. A combination of the perfect temperature, humidity, and aeration turn your food waste into a land of milk and honey for microorganisms. The result? KALEA is able to substantially reduce the composting time from several weeks to only 48 hours.