We shall let the swirling steamy vapours act as a concealing veil, protecting us from any thought - and absolutely any details - of what it is that happens in a MANLY SHOWER.
Suffice to say that I emerge, singing manfully in an agreeable baritone, dry myself off vigorously with a rough cotton towel, comb the luxuriant hair on my buttocks into a neatly-matching pair of respectable and manly partings, and begin my day of manly labour invigorated, clean, and reaffirmed in my essential manliness.
In other news, and in an actual reply to something you referred to in your blog: I seem to be the only person I know who actually likes gooseberries. I am particularly fond of Demijohn's gooseberry liqueur, which has been described as the distilled epitomy of gooseberry 'hairiness'.
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regna
The Showa Era
Date: 2013-02-22 11:50 pm (UTC)Suffice to say that I emerge, singing manfully in an agreeable baritone, dry myself off vigorously with a rough cotton towel, comb the luxuriant hair on my buttocks into a neatly-matching pair of respectable and manly partings, and begin my day of manly labour invigorated, clean, and reaffirmed in my essential manliness.
In other news, and in an actual reply to something you referred to in your blog: I seem to be the only person I know who actually likes gooseberries. I am particularly fond of Demijohn's gooseberry liqueur, which has been described as the distilled epitomy of gooseberry 'hairiness'.