... I left out something very important from my last vital functions update

specifically: the FAKE SNAKE I Bullied Terribly at the plot Friday last.

( +1 pic )

Slow worms are lizards that Forgot how to Leg. I am super fond of them; there are a bunch of them at the allotment, but I've consistently utterly failed to get half-decent photos, hence swooping (cruelly) on this opportunity. I put it back down within fifteen seconds of picking it up; it wiggled affrontedly off.

look at its little face