Things I have learned so far in Edinburgh

1. Baking flapjack counts as LashHours (i.e. time contributed to the collective).
   
2. Lashings gets through a truly alarming quantity of oats. (We've been here since Friday. We've consumed one kilo so far.)
   
3. Writing fic can, under some circumstances, be counted as LashHours.
   
4. Squid Soap is a thing in this world.
   
5. The Edinburgh Red Cross branch does not loan shower chairs, only wheelchairs.
   
6. Kissing the Witch is amazing and you should read it.
   
7. Lentils are not routinely safe for people with serious nut allergies, and carrot-sweet potato-ginger soup is very popular with Lashers, not least because it is Lashings Orange. (Thank you highfantastical for providing the impetus on this one!)
   
8. If you provide Lashings Orange nail varnish, They Will Come.
   
9. It is absolutely hilarious to barrel downhill, and watch people's expressions change from "oh it's a wheelchair" to "HOLY SHIT TAKE COVER", especially because steering is accomplished by invisible-to-onlookers tweaks of how much pressure each finger on each hand is applying to the push rims.
   
10. That one essay I wrote for GCSE English Literature on the subject of morality and justice on the Discworld? Was fannish meta.