Hide fire inside one stalk and carry it away from your weird family to give to some species that doesn't know how to make it yet?
No, wait, don't do that, your liver probably doesn't grow back.
I don't have any good ideas, actually, because every time I try to think of one I remember the ridiculous hand gesture my father (who couldn't remember the name of the vegetable he had on a crudite platter at an Italian place) used to try to communicate to me that it was fennel, and how he got madder and madder as I just dissolved into laughter and wouldn't tell him the name even once I figured out what he was talking about.
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Date: 2019-01-04 07:30 am (UTC)No, wait, don't do that, your liver probably doesn't grow back.
I don't have any good ideas, actually, because every time I try to think of one I remember the ridiculous hand gesture my father (who couldn't remember the name of the vegetable he had on a crudite platter at an Italian place) used to try to communicate to me that it was fennel, and how he got madder and madder as I just dissolved into laughter and wouldn't tell him the name even once I figured out what he was talking about.
Um... pesto?