That would mean my mother is some sort of double-agent who has been going by the wrong name since…BIRTH. See, the name her parents wanted to give her in order would have given her 'scandalous' initials (spelling MEN) and that would not do on personalized luggage and things. So her initials are EMN and she goes by the nickname version of the middle name! So she is a double double user of her "not real" name. Which also happens to be the name she gave me? That I now go by a nickname of? GASP.
Also I guess Mark Twain is a giant fraud too. And, like, all of the Bronte sisters when they originally published. And I could list a bunch of other people if that would make you feel better.
GUESS WHAT WORLD, SOMETIMES THE NAME OUR PARENTS GIFTED US WITH IS CRAP AND AS GROWN-ASS ADULTS WE GET TO CHOOSE A DIFFERENT NAME AND YOU SHOULD RESPECT THAT AND NOT BE AN ASS.
*sends good thoughts about your day from hell and also righteous indignation*
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Date: 2014-10-04 11:56 am (UTC)Also I guess Mark Twain is a giant fraud too. And, like, all of the Bronte sisters when they originally published. And I could list a bunch of other people if that would make you feel better.
GUESS WHAT WORLD, SOMETIMES THE NAME OUR PARENTS GIFTED US WITH IS CRAP AND AS GROWN-ASS ADULTS WE GET TO CHOOSE A DIFFERENT NAME AND YOU SHOULD RESPECT THAT AND NOT BE AN ASS.
*sends good thoughts about your day from hell and also righteous indignation*