this holiday is almost entirely excellent

However: immediately outside our windows is a Child Enclosure, for children to Learn To Ski. There is a Tunnel for Transporting Children in very stately fashion from the bottom of the slope to the top (that goes BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP when a small falls over inside it). There are things for them to slalom around!

... there are nightmare creatures that I think are... intended... to be reassuring and encouraging and kindly.

They. Are nightmares.

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