The Adventures of the Sad Potato

Angel: potato
Wesley: parsnip
Giles: sweet potato
Spike: radish
Nathan Fillion: (this particular) butternut squash (that I'm keeping on my wheelchair)

hi everyone we've finished s5/s2

MEANWHILE, in a conversation about knees, and the technical term for the bit between knee and shin viz "oh the fucked-up bit that swells up and goes all puffy":
noldo: I'd be a platypus. And move to Vladivostok.
Awesome Housemate C.: ... there are no platypodes in Russia.
noldo: I'D BE A PIONEER.
noldo: anyway once upon a time there were no human beings in Russia
noldo: SOMEONE HAD TO MOVE THERE
woozl: that is strictly true
woozl: anyway Vladivostok is only in Russia by recent political standards

in which I am a geologist and busy being baffled by the fact that my atmospheric chemistry courses consider ten years a long time