In which I grumble about cinematic wossnames

So! The film I went to see yesterday was The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!. It was brightly coloured and it was pretty but unfortunately there was enough wrong with it that it mostly left me irritated.

( The historical infelicities. )

( The racism. )

( The sexism. )

In summary: had potential, pity about the fail. I was imagining something rather cooler than what I ended up with.