So. Confused.

I hereby do solemnly swear that never again shall complaint regarding Her Majesty's most noble Revenue & Customs be issued from my lips. Or, for that matter, my fingers.

Because, you see: THE IRS. WHAT. THE ACTUAL. FUCK. SO, SO CONFUSED. (Though in making this post I have maybe unconfused myself a little? Perhaps?)

( Advice pls? )

( Relevant excerpt of a tax treaty. )