... oh... dear.
Jan. 28th, 2020 09:52 pmHmm, I thought, I ordered some shirts for me & A back toward the end of December, they were supposed to be here by the 24th, I should go look at the tracking information.
... the shipping address is correct and this... claims... they were delivered... on the 20th of January. And signed for. By "alex".
What was I doing on the 20th of January, at around 11am? ... APPARENTLY I WAS ASLEEP. And given that reminder vague memories swim into, well, out-of-focus, dreamlike, of a doorbell and a fizz of excitement about how we'd be able to try them on and see if they fit and a little surprise at them being early and...
... I have absolutely, categorically, no idea at all where they are.
We are now engaged in the fun game of attempting to reconstruct the thought processes of a sleepy Alex, a week ago, attempting to select A Safe And Sensible Place. We have been at this, intermittently, for most of the evening. So far we are experiencing what I shall delicately refer to as deferred success.
... the shipping address is correct and this... claims... they were delivered... on the 20th of January. And signed for. By "alex".
What was I doing on the 20th of January, at around 11am? ... APPARENTLY I WAS ASLEEP. And given that reminder vague memories swim into, well, out-of-focus, dreamlike, of a doorbell and a fizz of excitement about how we'd be able to try them on and see if they fit and a little surprise at them being early and...
... I have absolutely, categorically, no idea at all where they are.
We are now engaged in the fun game of attempting to reconstruct the thought processes of a sleepy Alex, a week ago, attempting to select A Safe And Sensible Place. We have been at this, intermittently, for most of the evening. So far we are experiencing what I shall delicately refer to as deferred success.