... I left out something very important from my last vital functions update

[kaberett]

specifically: the FAKE SNAKE I Bullied Terribly at the plot Friday last.



Slow worms are lizards that Forgot how to Leg. I am super fond of them; there are a bunch of them at the allotment, but I've consistently utterly failed to get half-decent photos, hence swooping (cruelly) on this opportunity. I put it back down within fifteen seconds of picking it up; it wiggled affrontedly off.

look at its little face

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[kaberett]

PPS my mother prefers the colour morph she's used to seeing in Cornwall

[liv]

But this one matches your finger-splints so well!

[davidgillon]

This, I momentarily couldn't separate slow worm from ring splint.