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kaberett ([personal profile] kaberett) wrote2015-02-08 10:37 am
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Over breakfast--

P: Sweden likes to claim it invented the cheese slicer, but so does Norway, and when Norway enters the conversation Sweden tends to back down. On the other hand, Norway also claims to have invented the paperclip, which the Internet pretty convincingly refutes, and Norway tends to back down in the face of that too.

me: So in a game of rock-paper-scissors, Internet beats Norway and Norway beats Sweden? ... which must mean that Sweden beats Internet.

[pause]

me: ... WHICH WE KNEW BECAUSE OF THE PIRATE BAY AND JULIAN ASSANGE.