My most recent endeavour

[kaberett]

So. I spend quite a lot of my time, one way or another, dispensing sex ed. This is cool. It makes me feel useful, and I like helping people have safer sex.

What I need, right, is a sex ed hat. I am thinking pretty standard beanie hat. Brim would be eyelash yarn double-stranded with the main colour. Bobble at the top for a clit, and huge frilly labia draping decoratively.

I'm thinking the labia would need to be crocheted, which I don't know how to do. Also, I'm kind of scared my hand wouldn't stand up to the knitting & reknitting testing requires. ;_;

(Alternative idea: mostly eyelash yarn double-stranded, with frilly labia earflaps.)

Thoughts? Input? Advice?

Comments

[jamfish]

Sadly I have no input, but I am excited for the finished project!

[azurelunatic]

Crochet is great fun if you feel like learning.

I may make one of these hats for myself. I am thinking that my version might also want a scrotum hanging off the back, and a nice floppy uncircumcised penis.