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[kaberett]

Started anti-depressants this afternoon, on which more later.

kaberett: noldo can I be a woodlouse now please
right okay gonna go be a woodlouse at my bed now
noldo: ...
kaberett: beetlebeetlebeetle
noldo: what have woodlice got to do with it
beetle
kaberett: except actually arthropodarthropodarthropod
I want to be a woodlouse when I grow up
small sulky curled up in ball drab armour-plated woodlouse
okay
lives under logs
noldo: . . .
but you would not talk to me if y'were a woodlouse
kaberett: IN THE MUD
noldo: and then I would sulk
kaberett: I could um
noldo: [ps: FLAMENCO]
kaberett: wiggle at you
noldo: alex
...
no
kaberett: woodlousflamenco
bestplan
noldo: ...
no
that is not a conversation tactic
ok
kaberett: sadly you could tell that was coming before I said it didn't you
look, I think you will find woodlouseflamenco is actually the highest form of interpretative dance
noldo: you are an atrocity
no
no I will not
kaberett: from the school of um arthropodotae
long and illustrious history
many millions of years
synchronised swimming form even
noldo: ...
kaberett: this is why you love me
noldo: why
are you

Comments

[kaberett]

ATROCIOUS

ALL OF YOU

[hairyears]

There is a Meaning to all this; links, between arthropoda, television advertising for Sertraline, and Music.

*deep breath*

Sing along now: the tune's I can sing a rainbow and the tone we want is 'nauseating saccharine':

*sings*

Grey and grey and grey and grey;
Gre-ey and gre-ey and GREY:

*extra sweetly*

I can sing a woodlouse,
Sing a wood-louse,
Sing a woodlouse, too.

*awaits applause*

[kaberett]

YES THAT DOES GO FOR YOU TOO

(yes okay am v impressed)