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kaberett ([personal profile] kaberett) wrote2013-10-30 05:55 pm

Labwork I have done in my first month as a PhD student

(1) Learned to wash beakers
(2) Washed most (but not all) of my own personal beakers
(3) Been trained to use HF

...

One of these things is not like the others.

Also "learned to top up the acid stills", but that sounds like a bigger deal than it actually is so I'm leaving it off. ;)

[personal profile] sorrillia 2013-10-30 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations, or possibly condolences, on being trained on HF.
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[personal profile] fyreharper 2013-10-30 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
For the uninitiated - what is HF?

[personal profile] sorrillia 2013-10-30 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Terrifying"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrofluoric_acid

It has the particularly unpleasant property that it doesn't produce a burning sensation if it gets on your skin, but a few hours later it starts dissolving your bones, and the fatal dose for skin contact is fairly low.

[personal profile] sidheag 2013-10-30 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Enquiring minds here want to know: what do you use HF for (my offering "cleaning stuff off stuff" satisfied nobody!)
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[personal profile] fyreharper 2013-10-30 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Aha, yes, "terrifying" is a good description! I've mostly only heard about HF from my mom's stories about working in an assay lab ("does this chunk of rock have gold in it? no? how about this one? LET US SEND YOU MORE ROCKS IN OUR HOPEFULNESS" "nope, LOTS of arsenic in this sample though... no, seriously, lots"), so I didn't recognise the abbreviation.

[personal profile] sidheag 2013-10-30 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

DH wants to know (he's not with me...): do they just tell you "no, seriously, you should be scared of this stuff" or do they also show you hideous photos of people who weren't?

[personal profile] sidheag 2013-10-30 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds very sensible, and I hope you don't break her streak!

[personal profile] sorrillia 2013-10-30 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You guys use vinyl gloves for it? Interesting; no one in our department uses those, so they just tell us double nitrile, and if you want to be extra paranoid, a pair of non-disposable neoprene gloves over those.
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[personal profile] hilarita 2013-10-30 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay for training!
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[personal profile] fyreharper 2013-10-30 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
(of course, having read All The Pern Books I Could Get My Hands On as a youngling, HNO3 is permanently filed in my brain as "that thing with which you kill the Thread that gets past the dragons"... ;p)
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[personal profile] calissa 2013-10-31 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Reading this entry and the comments that follow has been such an education :D
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[personal profile] crazyscot 2013-10-31 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
*phear*

(You do read In The Pipeline, don't you? The "Things I Won't Work With" tag, in particular?)
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[personal profile] liv 2013-10-31 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for this wonderful description. I actually had (mild) nightmares about being in a geochem lab and not being sure whether I'd splashed a tiny bit of HF on my skin, as a result of this thread.
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[personal profile] chiasmata 2013-10-31 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Your supervisor sounds brill.
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[identity profile] bjh21.me.uk 2013-10-31 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That was my immediate thought. And of course the series starts with HF (http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2004/03/03/things_i_wont_touch_1.php). Not hydrofluoric acid, mind, but hydrogen fluoride gas.