I'm not good at alliteration, but I can do poetry:

There's the poet and the beader and the third-wave feminist,
And the queer white atheist—I've got zir on the list!
And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist—
I don't think ze'd be missed—I'm sure ze'd not be missed!

(Swiped from my alexconall profile with pronouns edited to account for this will not be seen by my meatspace folks, because I r lazy.)