[academangst] in which i am BETRAYED by Cadbury's chocolate animals

• the biscuits??? Are a different shape???
  
• and contain... cocoa???
  
• and. do not Cronch. but are instead Sandy.
  
• meanwhile the chocolate layer is TOO THIN
  
• but the packet illustration still shows the Correct Friends (which is honestly the only reason I'm not entirely convinced I made their previous, Good, incarnation up entirely)

I have forsworn them in Disgust and made them Adam's Problem. I have retreated instead to my hoard of chocolate fingers, and am also making Steady Progress through the batch of cookies stashed in the freezer.

a WAILING and a GNASHING of TEETH.